"how are you single?"
My mom wrote a happy birthday post on someone’s Facebook wall and she goes “happy birthday, hope you’re day has been rockin”
She’s too cool for school.
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.
I live for these moments.
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it