The voice inside your head.

blah i don’t wanna work. someone save meeee

I swear they only play the same three episodes of Ridiculousness.

The one with Ryan Dunn, the one with Johnny Knoxville, and some other random one.

JEUS FUCK.

family conversations
Eric: Do you know (forgot dudes name), hes a big black dude, a little taller than me at your work.
Mom: Nah, theres only new black dudes there from Asia.
Me: FROM ASIA?!!!
Dad: I don't have ex girlfriends, just ex wives.
can it be thursday yet?

so I can have 4 days off and not have to give a fuck about anything? plz and thnx

time for work \m/

I love looking at my checking account and seeing I had more money then I thought.

:D

sabkiii:

GPOY

he is a beautiful human being.

he is a beautiful human being.