The quiet things that no one ever knows

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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Hahaha

My mom wrote a happy birthday post on someone’s Facebook wall and she goes “happy birthday, hope you’re day has been rockin”

She’s too cool for school.

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

mrgolightly:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing me for the 29986th time.

I live for these moments.

Bobs burgers is just too great.

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it